Rummy is no Jimmy Stewart, but...

It's a rare day that I miss Maureen Dowd's columns, but I missed yesterday's. In case anyone else did, she provides us with a perfect Christmas parody of Clarence the Angel talking to the Secretary of Defense and showing him what the world would have been like had he never been born.

The entire thing is too good in context to snip anything out here, so go read it. If you never bothered to get the free registration to the New York Times online, this one is a reason to do so.