It can't be true. But it is.

When I finished laughing, I wanted to cry. This is apparently a real news story. (Thanks to Waveflux.)

Forty-nine percent of 1,007 adult Americans said in phone interviews they believe Bush is a "uniter," according to the CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll released Wednesday. Another 49 percent called him a "divider," and 2 percent had no opinion.

Go read for yourself. I couldn't make this type of crap up if I tried.