Lessons in Dip Lo Maceyposted by Jazz at 1/30/2005 06:44:00 AM
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Now come up with a list of things you probably wouldn't want to go wrong.
- Biden and his entourage are one hour and twenty minutes late.
- The waiters serve wine, which offends the Muslims so they will have to leave if it is left on the tables.
- The menus offer only meat which breaches Islamic dietary rules.
- When Biden finally arrives, his wife is wearing hip hugging leather pants and a shell top that shows a lot of skin. The Iranian women are in head to toe chadors.... all in black, of course.
- The already antagonized Iranians launch into some brutal rhetoric about how Iran must be free to advance their scientific interests peacefully. Discussion goes downhill.