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Monday, January 17, 2005

Pre-Inaugural To Do List

posted by Jazz at 1/17/2005 11:34:00 AM

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(Courtesy of Poetic Leanings.) A suggested list of things to do very soon. (Before Dear Leader gets his second term initiatives underway.) A few of my favorites:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
20. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
21. Learn French.
28. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
Go read the full list.