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Saturday, January 15, 2005

Saturday Night Football Post

posted by Jazz at 1/15/2005 08:06:00 PM

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After the Jets - Steelers game, what can we conclude?

1. The offense, under Chad Pennington, failed to score anything but a field goal despite the amazing performance of their defense, so they should all have their testicles cut off and fed to wild dogs.

2. The field goal kicker was given TWO chances to win the fucking game and blew both of them. True... he wouldn't be in that position if it weren't for the pitiful performance of the offense, so he should be given a pass.

3. We feed the torn, burnt remains of the kicker to wild dogs anyway.

4. We trade the defense to a real football team.

You be the judge.