Value Voters think Bush twins are too slutty

Courtesy of Tbogg. This was simply priceless. Apparently the "Coalition for Traditional Values" (as if that name isn't frightening enough by itself) has sent a letter to President Bush. They are admonishing him to step up to the theocon trough and put the smack down on his daughters who plan, according to the authors, to dress up like some sort of cheap floozies for the inauguration.

...But already there is a challenge to the biblical norms that you stand for, and it comes from within your very own family. This Thursday, your two daughters, Jenna and Barbara, will appear before the earthly world in attire that cannot be described in any sense as modest.

As you know, dress and appearance are an important reflection of our Christian values. "We are what we wear," as the saying goes, and according to this edict, your own daughters, bejeweled and bedecked in garments that plunge of neckline and cling of fabric, cannot be said to reflect the deeply-held believes (sic) of the tens of millions of "values voters" who sent you back to that highest office in the land.

As you prepare to lead this country for another four years, remember your role as leader of your own family. "For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior." (Ephesians 5:23)

I don't know if The Worst President Ever ™ even gets to see letters like this, but it's fun to imagine the look on his face if he read it.