Humpday Question of the Day

Since they are apparently handing out press passes to just about anybody these days, let's put you in the shoes of Jeff J.D. GannonGuckert. If you could get invited to one of Scotty McClellan's white house press gaggles, what question or questions would you like the opportunity to ask him?

And, assuming that you based your question on knowing that you'd get a highly spun, if not outright dishonest answer, what questions would you ask him if you could suddenly slip him a 100% effective truth serum? Remember... it would have to be something he actually knows, otherwise you'd still just get the stock, "I'll have to look into that and get back to you."