I'm Moving to New Jersey

... because in New York, nobody like this parks on my street.

Police find $5 million inside idling, unattended truck

CRANBURY, New Jersey (AP) -- State police seized more than $5 million in cash Thursday from a tractor-trailer found idling unattended for two days on the shoulder of a roadway, authorities said.

I'd like to think that I'm a fairly honest person. Just last week a cashier at the cafeteria where I have lunch on occasion gave me change for a ten when I'd only given her a five, and I gave the extra money right back. But if I found a cardboard box with one hundred pounds of cash in it...

I just don't know.