White House Publicly Chastises Bush Confidante

The White House has released a videotaped statement acknowledging that a close confidante of the President has failed in the primary job duty assigned to him by the President. Furthermore, when this confidante approached several key members of the Administration, they refused to offer assistance. Mrs. Bush, oddly enough, was the one to advise the confidante that they had totally misread the parameters the President had handed down, ensuring that said individual would still be able to carry out his task in January.

To view the statement, click here.