Well *That's* a Relief!

Bush Says Talk of U.S. Attack on Iran 'Ridiculous'

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous," Bush told a news conference after talks with European Union (news - web sites) leaders.
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*Whew*! That's a load off my mind!

He noted that European countries were negotiating with Tehran to seek a peaceful end to its uranium enrichment activities but added: "Having said that, all options are on the table."

Oh. Never mind.

Whatever was I thinking, believing that GWB had actually made a statement that was in any way straightforward.

Ridiculous, indeed.