Redskins lose

There's a superstition that says if the Redskins lose their last home game before election day, the incumbent party in Washington will be booted out. Normally, I'm not much of one for football or superstition, but with the lovely blowout they just experienced, I'm going to hope they continue this 15 years in a row tradition.

I'm seriously going to consider moving to Ireland if ConstipatedMonkeyface is elected. I simply fear for America and the safety of all Americans if he stays as president, and could not bear it. I dread what tricks he may pull to stay where he is. I'm still genuinely frightened that he may try some sort of shenanigans to have himself declared president or make the election void.